Hey WordPress! Happy birthday to you. You are about to enter an exciting time of your life and we thought we should celebrate this by telling you some things.
There is a PRESENT at the end of the post. 😉
Not A Kid Anymore
I know! That feeling sucks. But, you are not an adult yet. So, it’ll be all fine. No matter what happens, we will love you the same.
It’s nature’s way of telling you that you are growing up. Just give us a head’s up when you are not feeling sunny. (We’ll make arrangements accordingly.) We joke, we joke! We will be here.
Just 3 Years Away From Having A Driver’s License
Imagine that! You will drive in style and you can make most on the CMS block jealous. Ha!
Well, you are already there—and we did not report. But, now you can be there without the fear of getting a kick! (Use Snapchat wisely though!)
Teen Movies & Games
Yes, You can watch scary movies. You can battle out aliens and save the world. This is important stuff! Duke Nukem, here we come!
You already do a good job in protecting yourself. However, you can never be too safe! So, keep a sharp eye on things. You can never trust anyone.
Expand Your Music Taste
Jazz is cool. But, there are other nice to listen. Electronica is popular these days. Country music is lovely too.
Eat More McNuggets
You are growing up. You need all that protein and McNuggets are a decent way of getting it.
You know all the McNuggets, gaming, and social media won’t be good. Run. Skip. Swim. Get some fresh air!
Keep allowing more plugins. Give way to more crazy themes. Let REST API come.
Aren’t these puppies cute? Yes, you will be falling for the cute things.
Keep Being Yourself
Don’t be someone else. You are what you are! Continue being useful and helpful. You are special.
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