13 Advices to 13-Year-Old WordPress (Gift Inside!)

by Mustaasam Saleem  May 27, 2016

Hey WordPress! Happy birthday to you. You are about to enter an exciting time of your life and we thought we should celebrate this by telling you some things.

There is a PRESENT at the end of the post. 😉

Not A Kid Anymore

Not a kid

I know! That feeling sucks. But, you are not an adult yet. So, it’ll be all fine. No matter what happens, we will love you the same.

Mood Swings

Mood Swings

It’s nature’s way of telling you that you are growing up. Just give us a head’s up when you are not feeling sunny. (We’ll make arrangements accordingly.) We joke, we joke! We will be here.

Just 3 Years Away From Having A Driver’s License

Imagine that! You will drive in style and you can make most on the CMS block jealous. Ha!

Social Media


Well, you are already there—and we did not report. But, now you can be there without the fear of getting a kick! (Use Snapchat wisely though!)

Teen Movies & Games

Yes, You can watch scary movies. You can battle out aliens and save the world. This is important stuff! Duke Nukem, here we come!

Stay Safe

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You already do a good job in protecting yourself. However, you can never be too safe! So, keep a sharp eye on things. You can never trust anyone.

Expand Your Music Taste

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Jazz is cool. But, there are other nice to listen. Electronica is popular these days. Country music is lovely too.

Eat More McNuggets

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You are growing up. You need all that protein and McNuggets are a decent way of getting it.



You know all the McNuggets, gaming, and social media won’t be good. Run. Skip. Swim. Get some fresh air!

Experiment More


Keep allowing more plugins. Give way to more crazy themes. Let REST API come.

Puppy Love

Puppy Love

Aren’t these puppies cute? Yes, you will be falling for the cute things.

Keep Being Yourself

Keep Being Yourself

Don’t be someone else. You are what you are! Continue being useful and helpful. You are special.

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About Mustaasam Saleem

Mustaasam is the WordPress Community Manager at Cloudways – A Managed WordPress Hosting Platform, where he actively works and loves sharing his knowledge with the WordPress Community. When he is not working, you can find him playing squash with his friends, or defending in Football, and listening to music. You can email him at mustaasam.saleem@cloudways.com

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